Yesterday afternoon I was in the Shire and I came upon Bilbo weeping into his beer at "the Green Dragon". "Bilbo my lad" I cried What is the matter? "well, he sniffed, do you remember old Lobelia Sackville Baggins?" "You mean that nosy neighbor of yours?" Yes, he replied, wouldn't you know it? While I was off fighting "the war of the one ring", she got jealous because she thought I said "the shore of the Venetian King" and she never got to go to Venice so in a fit of rage she raided my cupboard!" "NO, the silver spoons!!" I cried. "worse," said the stout hobbit, "my stash of Cerini goodies". As it happens, I grinned, there is nothing to fear. You can order online now and have it brought to your door by Gwahir the Windlord. " Soon enough, Bilbo's cupboard was stuffed with Kimbo and biscotti Mulino bianco, almost as good as a homemade cornetto. He even got a Gaggia for Lobelia so she wouldn't feel left out. That's what makes hobbits cool, and Johnny Cerini too.
CIAO FOR NOW, SHIRELINGS!!!!